So the other day Mr. Man tweeted, “I bet Shakespeare would have been a crazy good rapper, given the opportunity.” this actually got us into a conversation about gay rappers. I know, sounds like a contradiction right? Like an Irish-Korean, and Starbursts being juicy AND solid. But you know what? I have ACTUALLY produced some purtty dank rap for you breezies, and unfortunately I will ACTUALLY be posting them on Tumblr. So prepare to have your mind blown like a verbal blow job and your stereotypes destroyed like my mom just sat on them.
“Cool kids are wishing they were cool like me,
My name is Gay Boy but you can call me Nike,
Rocking like Adidas and swaggin’ like a G,
Sure you think you’re fly but you can’t compare to me,
So let’s start off easy with an A, B, C,
Then you try to throw in an L, M, N, O, P,
But I finish it off with an X, Y, Z,
Baby you know me,
Even Barrack Obama wants to party with me,
I’ve got my life on the tee,
Watch me swing wide and score a birdie,
Just you wait and see,
My songs will rank number one before I’m thirty,
Go ahead and laugh,
I see you smirking,
But my mind’s a machine,
With all it’s inner workings,
So I pull out my dougie,
I’m not much for jerking,
Soon I’ll be on top,
And you’ll call me your king”
You know what the sad thing is? I actually used to contemplate having my friends help me make a music video out of this. What’s more sad? I’m actually thinking about it more now. I mean, it’d be cool right? White Girl & Gay Boy’s first video blog as well as getting to see me kick it with some hella beats! Ya dig nig? … Sorry, I apologize for that bad bad word. I mean, who says ‘hella’ anymore?
By the way, follow Mr. Man at nicsblog.tumblr.com as well as on Twitter at @nicthacker!
Ciao for now!